Most of us have seen these before, but they never cease to make me chuckle!
(THESE ARE TAKEN FROM REAL CVs AND COVER LETTERS AND WERE PRINTED IN
THE JULY 21, 1997 ISSUE OF FORTUNE MAGAZINE)
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I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreasheet progroms.
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Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.
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Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.
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Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.
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Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.
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Failed bar exam with relatively h...
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Richard Mendell is a rule breaker that came to marketing from the world of political science.
He's that guy that raises his hand and asks about the elephant in the corner, but only after he's figured out how to get the forklift into the room without anyone noticing. His personal brand tag is "Making Pigs Fly Since 1996".
